did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That accounts for only three of the penises
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
