Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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