Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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