You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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