I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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