Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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