I never want to see another naked old woman again.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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