Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
how drunk are you?
Several
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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