Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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