Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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