I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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