i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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