did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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