I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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