Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
