Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
