i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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