i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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