absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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