I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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