I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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