Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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