i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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