Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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