i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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