I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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