Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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