hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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