im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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