you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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