Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Houston, we have a blender
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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