white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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