bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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