She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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