ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
either way he was missing a nipple.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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