Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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