The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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