Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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