Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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