dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Dear god my vagina.
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