he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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