fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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