im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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