Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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