i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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