Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just found puke in my bra..
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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