There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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