I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I am mentally ready for anal.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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