David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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