remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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