if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
third nipple confirmed
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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