Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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