: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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