Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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